We've got tickets for what is sure to be a banger.
Save yourself the absolutely ridiculous service charges and buy directly from us. We'll ship it out to you with a sticker that's sure to put a smile on your face and a hot guy/girl/whatever you're into in your car. After August 25, we will just put you on the will call list. You miss out on the sweet ass sticker, but you still get into the show without paying a service charge.
Doors @ 6:00, Show starts @ 7:00. ALL AGES! (EYEHATEGOD is for the entire family)
*Offer of companionship based on sticker usage is highly theoretical at best.